1.Doesn't It Make You Sick(Mortar And Brick)
Heart beat low heat no heat at all question unanswered and i
recall haves that have no qualms what arses they lick in taking
their pick) doesn't it make you sick
One day tuesday three days or more looked for a job saw one
framed in a store rushed into buy it but i was too quick doesn't
it make you sick at no time in my mind are wheelchairs inept
governme
Ell you with charm when faced with a stairway here's what they
advice just walk with it under your arm
Who are what are where are the few always it's arabs hated by
jews bombing your neighbor with mortar and brick doesn't it make
you sick
At no time in my mind are wheelchairs inept governments tell you
with charm when faced with a stairway here's their advise just
walk with it under your arm
No doubt sauerkraut is a racist remark so to is blackpool long
after dark have nots deprived of their mortar and brick doesn't
it make you sick doesn't it make you sick
And suppose if i'm a atheist it's god i'll thank
2.Heaven's Above
Twenty five years i've been on this earth not forgetting those
months before my birth months during which if my mother had said
i don't want this baby then i'd be dead job i'm in is a steady
one
Liver up parcels weighing a ton i could do better but i know i
won't still with money in the bank and a car of my own i'm off
on the weekend looking for a new friend out to make love heavens
abo
Lord don't bother me if the sun don't shine it's urine falling
remember not mine girlfriend's ran off with another guy it could
have been worse well it could have been a lie i don't like
anythi
Do with drugs sure they give you a kick but then so do thugs i
work as hard as i can each day but when friday arrives and i get
my pay i'm off on the weekend looking for a new friend out to
mak
E heavens above oh lord i'm off on the weekend looking for a new
friend dying to make love heavens above oh lord sometimes of an
evening instead of sleeping sometimes of an evening entirely in
k
G i'll watch the paint dry al
L over sharon stone now monday mornings the only time in the
week when i wish that i could lie-in then comes thursday and
what do you know only one more day and away i'll go i'm off on
the weeke
Oking for a new friend out to make love heavens above oh lord
i'm off on the weekend looking for a new friend dying to make
love heavens above oh lord keep on working that mojo drink your
whisky
Go i should say that it's coco but it hasn't the bite tell your
papa i don't care nothing wrong with your red hair if he thinks
that it's unfair then of course he'd be right he'd be right
3.In Bed By Ten
Love peace and understanding makes no difference in the end what
you need to survive mother nature will provide as long as you're
in bed by ten everybody has that feeling one that drives you rou
E bend i don't know what else to say i suspect it'll be okay as
long as you're in bed by ten it isn't easy if that's what you
think going to bed as the night begins but then you take it you
take
Rom me things have never ever been quite the way you think they
seem oh forget about tomorrow yesterday still has to end i can
do all manners of things wear you out and wear you in as long as
yo
Bed by ten as long as your in bed by ten in my heck of my woods
there's no neck at all there might be a shoulder and as i can
recall a shoulder is something we all need to lean upon you
ought t
It once in a while you might find that it makes you smile the
only thing is whenever you do don't get into counting sheep that
will only make you sleep oh lead me to your chamber if you want
me
Friend take a tip from one w
Ho knows lots you can do without any clothes as long as you're
in bed by ten no denying its the truth i'll do anything for you
as long as you're in bed by ten
4.Break A Leg 2
Met me a girl the other week long blonde hair lips you could eat
she thanked me for the drinks i bought and said the train that
she ought to have caught had probably left i heard a voice
inside
Y you lucky bugger break a leg all my life i've tried to avert
incidents where, i could be hurt at school they taught me right
from wrong no harm in being a weakling as long as long as you
use y
Ead yet on the stage if you want to succeed the thing to do is
break a leg why not an arm why not a toe why only one when one
as you know is not quite complete to do that you need one more
upon
Rd you take it from me on my winter hols i love to ski but
rather than go down too fast and end up with my face alas
covered in egg i do as my instructor says get on that piste and
break a leg w
T an arm not a chin what's so clever about breaking your leg so
to speak how would your feet then grow i went to do the other
night could hardly drink cause i had to drive and just as i was
abou
Leave a chap got up and spoke
To me here's what he said i hear your leaving that's a shame its
good to see you glad you came before you go from all of us here
a safe journey home now break a leg
5.Please Don't Let My Weakness Show
I don't know what else to say i'd thought we were doing okay
shows you how little i know and tomorrow when at work someone
calls out does it hurt oh lord please don't let my weakness show
is i w
Her excuse given there was no abuse that she just had to go do i
beg her to come back if i have to act like that oh lord please
don't let my weakness show you said yourself when things go
wrong
H is all you need i put what faith i had in her and got deceived
if i have to face the truth if that's what i have to do oh lord
please don't let my weakness show you said yourself when you
were
God will rescue me but surely as his only son why wouldn't he
i'm no angel must confess but i loved her none the less more
than she will ever know is it my fault that she's gone if i have
to ca
N oh lord please don't let my weakness show oh lord please don't
let my weakness show
6.You Better Believe It
You'd think that nothing could erase like rubber bullets well
your right i've got a lead one in my hand it won't erase a word
i write you are the keeper of the flame you are the flame the
keeper
S you are the kingdom of a god whose statue on occasion weeps i
hate when sitting down to eat waiters who serve you with a writ
you better believe it what say you i go out the door what say
you
E in again what say you write to me in braille what say you use
a ball point pen proof of the pudding is i'm told not in the
eating but the place place being where it is put before before
you ge
In your face i'll do whatever i don't want i'll smoke as long as
i see fit you better believe it i read a book about a man a
protestant no less dreamt he woke up a catholic scared himself
to dea
Ve me one reason to support one reason to support one thing give
me your rolex or your life or else the trainers you are in i
think i am so i must be i am i think a walking gag i hate
potatoes w
Y chips unless of course ther
E in a bag i'd love you even if at times at times i wish i never
did you better believe it you better believe it
7.Sex Appeal
And i don't know why some have more i only know they always will
tracksuit top coming off as the sweat is pouring from you still
sex appeal it's a lover's embrace sex appeal it's the thrill of
t
Ase sex appeal something you have places that looks so inviting
sex appeal in the heat of the sun sex appeal with a bathing suit
on sex appeal pouring oil down your front and then rubbing it
all
And there are no rules even those who's looks may not be all
that great can in fact be looked at even in the most desirable
way sex appeal it's a natural thing sex appeal getting soaked to
the
Sex appeal lying down by the fire in a blanket your holding sex
appeal it's the parting of lips sex appeal it's getting to grips
sex appeal like the way that she slips and lust carries on
talkin
Not saying that everyone has to be young and fancy free in a
cage middle-aged you can turn those heads so easily. sex appeal
it's a lover's embrace sex appeal it's the egg on your face sex
appe
Mething you have in places th
At looks so inviting oh it looks so exciting sex appeal it's an
animal right sex appeal it's the meaning of life sex appeal
contributions denied if you think it's for the money sex appeal
it's y
Air in a mess sex appeal in a thick woolly vest sex appeal and
the feeling i guess of what might just be underneath of what
might just be underneath
8.Not So Great Britain
Take one policeman whose job is tough investigating a cover-up
looks to his colleagues for support gets accused of nothing has
to leave the force not so great britain not so great britain not
so
T and who knows why we pride ourselves on our sporting name
soccer after all is our national game and in europe our teams
are banned it's not the players they don't like it's the fans
not so gre
Itain not so great britain not so great and who knows why it's
the land of hope and glory where every school is preparatory
(early) no wonder on election night tories always win outright i
was t
At school it's wrong to tell lies that golden rule it seems no
longer applies next time your teacher says you lied here's proof
just say you're being economical with the truth not so great
brit
Ot so great britain not so great and who knows why in the
kingdom of jackanory where every picture it sells a story woe is
me what have we done goodbye hong kong it's been fun i know how
i feel
A child is sick you want to t
Reat it and treat it quick but what's going to happen when the
doctor says we'd love to treat you but we have no beds not so
great britain not so great britain not so great and who knows
why so
In so many ways but not in others so cool nobody's fool like any
other
9.The Luck Of The Irish
One and one and two are three
If you adhere to irish logic
That's just one of the many jokes of which
The irish are the topic
You can talk about the luck of but in
Truth there's not a lot
So we have this reputation of being
As thick two short planks
And although george bernard shaw was irish he's an englishman no
we don't live in houses that are otherwise known as bars yes we
do have other transport besides donkeys and carts go to dublin
da
Night and see for yourself there's not a bog in sight
In america the joke about the irishman would die there for some
peculiar season it's the polish they decry bet in sweden it's
norwegians and in norway it's the danes and it's a fallacy to
think
Irish people drink the most when in njoy germany alone their
beer consumption unapproached as for britian far from being
sober they would enjoy thier drink but to call an enghlishman a
drunk wou
An awful thing what you need todo for that is a chap named pat
and the luck of the irish kiss the blarney stone but get down on
your back to do it okay on the surface i admit it does seem
rathe
Pid but you mustn't judge a book by all accounts but by what's
underneath it's cover up your daughters what they don't see they
won't miss remember contraception is despair but ignorance is
blis
Church will tell you what you should and what you shouldn't do
is argue with it shergar's body been exhumed by irish terrorists
today if the ransom isn't paid out then his life may not be
saved
E don't live in houses that a
Re otherwise known as bars yes we do have other transport
besides donkeys and carts go to dublin day or night and see for
yourself there's not a bog in sight the luck of the irsh
Kiss the blarney stone but get down on your back to do it okay
on the surface i admit it does seem rather stupid but you
mustn't judge a book by all accounts but by what's underneath
it's cover
Ur daughters what they don't see they won't miss remember
contraception is despair but ignorance is bliss the church will
tell you what you should and what you shouldn't do is argue with
it
10.I Don't Care
You tell me you love and then you don't love me well i don't
care you say that you need me and you deceive me well i don't
care maybe you're everything i'll ever need maybe i'll hate
myself afte
Leave but now i swear i don't care you say that you want to and
then you don't want to well i don't care you think that its
heaven but only till seven well i don't care after a year in
which i
Have leapt off a mountain to save you from death now i swear i
don't care you're putting it about that got me sussed you can do
what ever you want to plus i would never leave you and that's
the
H but only if the never in it's removed you tell me its over
until it ain't over well i don't care you stay on the phone make
it into your home well i don't care yesterday you were the key
to my
Yesterday if you had gone i'd have died but now i swear i don't
care even if you treated me with contempt i would as a patient
get back my strength even if you wanted to the knot i would say
th
T shot you tell me you love m
E and then you don't love me well i don't care you're putting me
down when i' m out on the town well i don't care go to your
shrink let him help you decide don't look at me with that look
in you
Cos now i swear now i declare now beware i don't care
11.I'm About
I don't believe you'd let me d own i don't believe you'd go but
lately you're avoided me if something's wrong you know the least
you should do is tell me what you think's wrong and we'll work
it
If you don't i'm about to be faced with a problem only you know
how to explain although i've tried a hundred times even looked
inside my brain yet all i could see was that you and me were
gettin
Ng just fine think i'm about to be binded and thrown into a room
wallpapered with gloom and furnished with memories i no longer
believe in cause someone's deceiving me i won't say who i don't
ha
Yet all i could see was that you and me were getting along just
fine think i'm about to be binded and thrown into a room
wallpapered with gloom and furnished with memories i no longer
believe i
Se someone's deceiving me i won't say who i don't have to i
don't believe you'd let me d own i don't believe you'd go but
lately you're avoided me if something's wrong you know the least
you sho
O is tell me what you think's
Wrong and we'll work it out if you don't i'm about
12.I'll Be The Lonely One
God speed on your journey overseas into the path of the sun and
while you're away spare a thought for me cause i'll be the
lonely one you say that my leaving doesn't mean we've been
together too
What it does mean however is till your here i'll be the lonely
one come away with me won't you i can hear a voice in the
distance yell and when i look up to see if it could be you i see
that it
Ly myself i'll be the lonely one some say that it's easy to
forget the further it is that you run what i'd like to say is
when your not here i'll be the lonely one i'll be the lonely one
and i w
Try and reach you there's no point you never return my call if i
do leave a message i guarantee it won't be acknowledged at all
god speed on your journey overseas into the path of the sun and
wh
Ou're away spare a thought for me cause i'll be the lonely one
yes, i'll be the lonely one
13.Break A Leg 1
Met me a girl the other week long blonde hair lips you could eat
she thanked me for the drinks i bought and said the train that
she ought to have caught had probably left i heard a voice
inside
Y you lucky bugger break a leg all my life i've tried to avert
incidents where, i could be hurt at school they taught me right
from wrong no harm in being a weakling as long as long as you
use y
Ead yet on the stage if you want to succeed the thing to do is
break a leg why not an arm why not a toe why only one when one
as you know is not quite complete to do that you need one more
upon
Rd you take it from me on my winter hols i love to ski but
rather than go down too fast and end up with my face alas
covered in egg i do as my instructor says get on that piste and
break a leg w
T an arm not a chin what's so clever about breaking your leg so
to speak how would your feet then grow i went to do the other
night could hardly drink cause i had to drive and just as i was
abou
Leave a chap got up and spoke
To me here's what he said i hear your leaving that's a shame its
good to see you glad you came before you go from all of us here
a safe journey home now break a leg
14.Say Ireland
When words fail you don't say why say ireland say ireland and
i'll tell you why when bombs dismay you don't just cry cry
ireland cry ireland cry ireland cry ireland and i'll tell you
why [how mu
Me have you got？]where are my irish roots where did i get those
boots why do i not like suits and ties and why so shy in front
of people it's on top of a steeple that i belong far from the
madd
Crowd as far as i am allowed far from the maddening crowd as far
as i am allowed far from the maddening crowd as far as i am
allowed and the crack was in the ceiling say
ireland...(ireland)...s
Ireland) when words fail you don't say why say ireland say
ireland
15.Con Lab Lib
Well i've been trying to make a living
Working eight hours a day
But despite the overtime
What i take home is
A disgrace
Still old con-lab-lib still
Keeps coming round
Looking for support
I've got a car that doesn't go
A baby that won't stop crying
And a wife that works so hard
She can't afford a lie-in
Still old con-lab-lib keeps coming round
Look for support
Who the hell does he think he is
Telling us the way that we should live
While he's out dining a la carte
We're back to war like
Back to war like rationing parts
He says he doesn't really care if we are
For against him
Cause he knows in the long run
We are bound to elect him
Still old con-lab-lib keeps coming round
Looking for support
I've never seen anybody that could lie with
Such ease i call it second nature he calls it his policies and
as for his movements as your expect he's extremely moderate
right where he is left who the hell does he think he is telling
us the
Hat we should live while he's out dining a la carte we're back
to war like back to war like rationing parts well i've been
trying to make a living working eight hours a day but despite
the overt
Hat i take home is a disgrace still old con-lab-lib still keeps
coming round looking for support
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